Thursday, January 31, 2008

At school, legs and shirt.

Ok, so since yesterday was off, I decided to take this huge shirt that my mom had, and kind of rework it, make it smaller, etc. I couldn't find any white thread, so I used pink...But that's ok. I think. I didn't finish it; ran out of time...

And I managed to finally shave my left leg!! See, I was shaving a few days ago, doing it as quietly as possible so my mother wouldn't find me. But somehow, she noticed my silence or something, so she basically told me to get my butt moving and not take so long in the bathroom. I only finished one leg...So, for a few days, I had a smooth right leg and a furry left leg.

Hahaha.

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

The impossible has happened!!


SNOWWWWWW DAYYYYY


Or rather, cold day. It's about -50 degrees out, so I guess they finally had to close the school today.


Oh my god. This never happens. Our high school is apparently "academicaly superior" or something, so snow/cold days are ridiculously rare.


Wow! I feel sooo good today; I worked on my Biology project, added a list of blogs, a hit counter, and a little clock to this blog (isn't it cute!) and I scanned in about sixty-three pages of artwork into my computer.


Whoooo!!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

Jane Austen...

Just watched two movies, adapted from Persuasion and Northanger Abbey. They played on PBS during the weeks when I was studying for finals, so my mom taped them for me and I watched them both today.



The boy is cute. >___<
Apologies for the crappy picture.


I thought Northanger Abbey was the more amusing of the two. Persuasion was superly good too, but in a different way. It just felt a little bit sadder, to me. But the woman who played Anne was amazing.
I'm sorry if this is stupid, but I like the movie adaptions better than the books. I mean, the dancing! The gorgeous men! The dresses! The music! The breathtaking landscape! Movies just do it for me better, in this case.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Rough Stuff

I really should be working on my essay on OF MICE AND MEN, but I...well, I don't feel like it. Luckily, it's only a rough draft, so I guess I'll just make it...extra rough.

And I already wasted lots of time while trying to work illegally downloading music. Ah, the little pleasures in life.

My mind is so completely blank and my mom thinks I'm still working on my essay but she's getting impatient because she wants to watch Korean dramas on the laptop. So I'll just stop now.

Friday, January 11, 2008

Not on drugs. I swear.

Ohh, my God! Leaping Moose talked to me today!

He asked me what quedarse meant. I told him it was "to complain". Of course, when I looked it up later, quejarse was to complain. Is it surprising that I screwed it up?

Anyway, I'm going to go forage for some of that leftover Halloween candy (my mother hid it somewhere) and stuff myself and then hope it all goes to my boobs, not my thighs. Yep, I'm an optimist!!

It's a CD! Neat, huh?



Found a neat new happy-making site. Linkage here.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Pain

Uck, it just stopped snowing.

Sure, snow is pretty at first when it's still all white and perfect and peaceful, but the morning after, when you get all excited and go out with your camera, it's already slushy and brown.
I'm sure this symbolizes how easily innocence is lost, or something of the sort, but I don't know.
Really, snow is not at all poetic.
Poets who compare snow to purity and virginity and soft blankets obviously never lived in Wisconsin.
When you're walking to the bus stop in the morning, all you think is, it's fucking cold and my pants are frozen solid!!!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

What makes me happy:

First of all, the random picture of the day:
(From here)



Wahhh!!! So, when Leaping Moose (codename of The Cute Boy) walked into English this morning, I was just like,


YES!!!


because he was wearing this amaazing grey long-sleeved shirt...a little more fitted, but not TIGHT tight...he didn't look like a manslut at all...it said DEFY EVERYTHING in yellow at the front...and oh what a front...and he had the sleeves rolled up...he has niice arms...why is it sooo so so so so hot when boys roll up their sleeves??

But in every class I have with him (which is a lot), he sits RIGHT behind me...and I can't even look at him...can you say sexual frustration?

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Sex.

Health class started a new unit.


Guess.

"Wait, if girls have a hymen, then how do they pee?"
"Oh, we have three holes!"
"Really?"


"Now, is size really necessary for a woman's satisfaction?"
"YEAH!!!!!!!" (Say all the boys.)
"Actually, nooo..."
"Yeah, it's not the size, it's the MOTION!"


Oh, this blog is so boring without pictures! Here, I'll put in a random one. Not of sex, I can see your eyes lighting up...

Monday, January 7, 2008

End of the day

Ah, the Monday of Mondays...SURVIVED!

Yess, nothing is unconquerable!

Actually, we got surprisingly little homework, and also, I finished the last bit of my huuuuge English project today, so, yay!

Sunday, January 6, 2008

The Cause of Teenage Depression

NOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKETY FUCK FUCK SCHOOL TOMORROW I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED MY ENGLISH PROJECT I DON'T WANT TO GO BACK WHAT THE FUCK WILL I DO NOW I DON'T WANT TO EVEN GO OUTSIDE IT'S TOO FUCKING COLD AND I'M NOT READY YET AND FUCKKKKK

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Why boys should never wear girlypants.

My God, my mother just told me that my dad used to wear bellbottoms and curl his hair.

Which is...both disturbing and highly amusing.

So. What do we learn from this?

1. REAL MEN DO NOT WEAR FEMININE PANTS.
2. I WILL LAUGH AT ANY WHO DO.